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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A young man’s occasional flirtations with self-obsessed internet blogging and flim-flam.</description><title>Ludicrous Hypocrite</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ludicroushypocrite)</generator><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>thegodofhellfire:

“who on earth would carve their own face…...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7vxohqI01qznvi3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegodofhellfire.tumblr.com/post/36759461505/who-on-earth-would-carve-their-own-face-into-a"&gt;thegodofhellfire&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“who on earth would carve their own face… into a stone lion?!”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/40953828477</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/40953828477</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 10:49:51 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>These stickers have become all too common around Christchurch...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29au4MKkX1qdmovyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These stickers have become all too common around Christchurch over the past 18 months, but there is still something poignant about them. Electricity is part of the lifeblood of our homes and lives - a building without it is almost certainly at the end of its life, even if belongings, clothes, and memories remain. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/20834771275</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/20834771275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:10:52 +1200</pubDate></item><item><title>One of my childhood homes, in Christchurch, New Zealand. Due to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ajzpMQm1qdmovyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of my childhood homes, in Christchurch, New Zealand. Due to the threat of falling rocks from the cliffs it is situated below, it is red stickered and cannot be entered. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/20834670186</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/20834670186</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:04:47 +1200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15ynse0CM1qen3l9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/19913097347</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/19913097347</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 09:46:41 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>carmenmarie:

I love Karl.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1b9ejO7Pp1qarrseo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carmenmarie.tumblr.com/post/19756544259/i-love-karl"&gt;carmenmarie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I love Karl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/19913094707</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/19913094707</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 09:46:39 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6elcuB7z1qbdn71o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17357694850</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17357694850</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:21:37 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw45hoCCEL1qbluopo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw45hoCCEL1qbluopo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw45hoCCEL1qbluopo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw45hoCCEL1qbluopo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17357661828</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17357661828</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:20:53 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcjsav66V1qez14yo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcjsav66V1qez14yo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcjsav66V1qez14yo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcjsav66V1qez14yo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17357389071</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17357389071</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:15:02 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Whenever I see this pop up, I always wish that it’ll be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz0s2dx54p1qdmovyo1_100.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whenever I see this pop up, I always wish that it’ll be from you but it never is. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17205495740</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17205495740</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:03:49 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz0gimb8yq1qhnavvo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204693148</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204693148</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:13:04 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz06ahLRW01rny10oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204231329</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204231329</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:43:24 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>"The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she..."</title><description>“The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It’s the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows &amp; the beauty of a woman only grows with passing years.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Audrey Hepburn (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanity-station.com/"&gt;vanitystation&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s all in the way she acts.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204225379</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204225379</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:43:06 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>"There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness...."</title><description>““There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Audrey Hepburn (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turnstogoldinthesunlight.tumblr.com/"&gt;turnstogoldinthesunlight&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204206365</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204206365</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:41:51 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw1ej3vQU1qg5s2fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204056415</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204056415</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:32:03 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>whatifimacrowdeddesert:

Sam: My mind can only think up so much...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpd338NxxR1qlt8xoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpd338NxxR1qlt8xoo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpd338NxxR1qlt8xoo4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatifimacrowdeddesert.tumblr.com/post/8432175182/sam-my-mind-can-only-think-up-so-much-detail-you"&gt;whatifimacrowdeddesert&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sam: &lt;/strong&gt;My mind can only think up so much detail, you know? So I’m gonna walk until I can’t come up with any more faces, or streets. I mean, this is just …&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Annie:&lt;/strong&gt; Just what?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sam:&lt;/strong&gt; It’s just madness. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Annie:&lt;/strong&gt; I’ve got a nephew, and he fell off a pier, and he couldn’t remember the name of things. he couldn’t tell you what an apple was or a pencil. And you know what? He’d stopped believing in them. But then he got better, and everything seemed real again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204037385</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17204037385</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:30:45 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>"If you leave, don’t leave now
Please don’t take my heart away
Promise me, just one more night
Then..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;If you leave, don’t leave now&lt;br/&gt;
Please don’t take my heart away&lt;br/&gt;
Promise me, just one more night&lt;br/&gt;
Then we’ll go our separate ways&lt;br/&gt;
We’ve always had time on our sides&lt;br/&gt;
Now it’s fading fast&lt;br/&gt;
Every second, every moment&lt;br/&gt;
We’ve got to, We’ve got to make it last&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I touched you once, I touched you twice&lt;br/&gt;
I won’t let go at any price&lt;br/&gt;
I need you now like I needed you then&lt;br/&gt;
You always said we’d still be friends someday&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;If You Leave&lt;/em&gt;, OMD (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://principessaathie.tumblr.com/"&gt;principessaathie&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17186259756</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/17186259756</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:56:11 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh8dycwtE1qirhcwo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16752621844</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16752621844</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:55:11 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin:

Chrissie Hynde
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxv13cDjxo1qhqwbao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin.tumblr.com/post/15907073603"&gt;fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Chrissie Hynde&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16752620972</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16752620972</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:55:09 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;And then the cloud bursts
Thunder in your ear
You shout but no one seems to hear
And if the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;And then the cloud bursts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thunder in your ear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You shout but no one seems to hear&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And if the band you&amp;#8217;re in&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;starts playing different tunes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16752494383</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16752494383</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 20:49:25 +1300</pubDate></item><item><title>As far away from my usual “type” as you can get,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyh50fKc751qdmovyo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As far away from my usual “type” as you can get, there was still something extremely attractive about Rooney Mara playing Lisbeth Salander in &lt;em&gt;The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16592304663</link><guid>http://ludicroushypocrite.tumblr.com/post/16592304663</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:31:27 +1300</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
